Anyone want to tell me why I can’t get this damn linear data set to
fit through zero? Anyone? Anyone? (ok, I know the answer, it’s because
it ISN’T LINEAR!)

I was home with the girls yesterday. Man they can wear me out. Renee
is at that stage of “I want to do things, but I can’t tell you, so I
am going to squeak and squawk until I get my way” (place maniacal
laughing here). AHHHH she slept for 40 minutes yesterday. 40
minutes!!! The girl turns 14 months old tomorrow. I actually ENJOY my
down time when she naps and Leslie watches some tv. Sigh.

Leslie is driving me batty. When we were in North Carolina, we saw a
snake skin, so I explained how snakes lost their skin. Then we saw
another snake at the zoo actually shedding. Now every day, I answer
the question “Mom, how do (insert your favorite furry mammal here)
take off their skins?” I finally got chippy this morning and told her
that she needs to visit a taxidermist. Jay was not pleased with this
answer.

So here’s the question of the day. HOW DO YOU FOLKS DO THIS? I never
thought having two kids would suck so much of my energy. I feel like a
machine that is running around making life work for others. How do
people survive this? I wonder this all of the time. I figure I have
life pretty easy, right? My girls are well mannered if not intense,
and I work 4 days a week, play with them 3 days a week, life should be
easy, right?

Nope!

But some good news, the check engine light went off…

But the toilet is leaking and when you go to check it, the hose pops
out and sprays water all over you, the walls, the mirror. If it didn’t
piss off Jay so much, I would laugh more at it..He thinks the toilet
hates him…