Scene: Morning, Bathroom
Soleil: "No Luna! I am going Poop!"
Luna: "I go poop! I go poop in potty!"
Sound of toilet seat slamming down
Luna: "NO CLOSE! I CLOSE IT! I DO IT ! WAHHHHHHHHH"
Me: "Soleil, why did you close the toilet when you knew Luna needed to use it?"
Soleil: "For good luck!"
Me: turn away before laughing

(and no, my just turned 2 year old is not potty trained, she just thinks she is)