Wow, We suck! February 25, 2007
Posted by spacemom in : Parenting 101 , 4 commentsHey! Did you know if you throw 2 kids in sleds, and push them down a step icy hill, that they can go down ALONE fine in their own sleds, but if you put them together in a single sled the combined mass causes them to go airborne? And the smallest one will completely hamburger her face?
Oh yeah, they don’t tell you this stuff when you are in the parenting classes.
Yes, of course we know via physics that double the mass will cause them to go faster, but I swear, neither of us thought about that bump in the ice…
She’ll heal… the mental image I have of her nose and mouth covered in blood will last longer than her wounds.
Soleil also got a nice bruise on her chin…
Yeah, we suck at parenting…
