Today is show and tell at daycare. Soleil decided to bring in the 10 plagues from Passover.
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She is very excited and runs into the director of the daycare who is showing two teachers in training around. She randomly pulls out blood and shows it, then the darkness, then the cattle disease.
One of the trainees looks at Jay and asks "Is this from a book?"
While trying not to be snarky, he replies, "Yes, the bible, exodus"
Sadly, he thinks the teacher was still confused.
Maybe she was thinking of these exciting Passover titles that we thought of on the drive to work…
"Elmo flees Egypt"
"Dora and the Days of Darkness"
"Diego saves the Cattle"
"Barney and the death of the FirstBorn"