1. Go to butter toast at 10pm at night on a 94 degree day. Realize the butter is SOFT and MELTED. Say FUCK loudly and keep the fridge closed.
2. Call a repair person and decide to blow $400 on a repair instead of buying a new fridge because you are planning on a remodel of the kitchen an you were planning to make the new place big enough for a larger fridge. Discover that the defrost unit died and the ENTIRE FREEZER of food is wasted.
Voila! Your refrigerator is cleaned!
I think that white coat is getting closer and closer. So sorry hun. It sucks.
CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. I’m sorry. I’m going to pray this doesn’t happen to us. But I just jinxed myself. How long til you start your remodel? You have a year or two, right? Check out http://www.thathomesite.com if you want to start obsessing.
So sorry – check with your homeowners insurance, it might be covered.
Oh, ugh. I’m sorry!
ugh!!!