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How to clean your refrigerator in 2 easy steps September 27, 2007

Posted by spacemom in : Current Affairs , trackback

1. Go to butter toast at 10pm at night on a 94 degree day. Realize the butter is SOFT and MELTED. Say FUCK loudly and keep the fridge closed.

2. Call a repair person and decide to blow $400 on a repair instead of buying a new fridge because you are planning on a remodel of the kitchen an you were planning to make the new place big enough for a larger fridge. Discover that the defrost unit died and the ENTIRE FREEZER of food is wasted.

 

Voila! Your refrigerator is cleaned!

 

Comments»

1. Kristen516 - September 27, 2007

I think that white coat is getting closer and closer. So sorry hun. It sucks.

2. figlet - September 27, 2007

CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. I’m sorry. I’m going to pray this doesn’t happen to us. But I just jinxed myself. How long til you start your remodel? You have a year or two, right? Check out www.thathomesite.com if you want to start obsessing.

3. S - September 27, 2007

So sorry - check with your homeowners insurance, it might be covered.

4. OmegaMom - September 27, 2007

Oh, ugh. I’m sorry!

5. carolyn - September 27, 2007

ugh!!!