Jay took a break from his proposal writing and I took a break from code writing to go to our local Starbucks before the sun set (Yes, the sun is setting NOW as in 4:08 in the fricken afternoon! It is fully down by 4:30! G-d I hate living this far east this time of the year.) We were walking on the sidewalk, java in hand, when Jay abruptly pushed me aside. A biker came barreling down the sidewalk, 2 feet away from THE BIKE LANE PAINTED ON THE ROAD, on his cellphone and weaving.
I looked at Jay and said "Damn, I thought that was what the BIKE LANE was for"
Jay just yelled out "Blue tooth Dude! It’s called Blue tooth!"
I shook my head, "Harvard’s admission standards have gone down, haven’t they?"