Bah-humbug…to clarify…for my Christmas anons.

So I got a few rather nasty anonymous emails about my post about Congress "recognizing Christmas".

I first want to say, HAVE THE BALLS TO USE YOUR REAL NAMES.

Secondly, for those who don’t see the "shoving down the throat" of Christmas. Take a step back. Ben Franklin, our famous atheist Founding Father, said we need to watch our for "..the tyranny of the majority". Think about that for a second. What does that mean to you, the majority?

Have you had strangers come up to your children and say "Have you been good little girls this year? I hope so! Santa only comes to good children."? Have you had your 3 year old burst into tears because of this? Have you ever had your child ask if we were BAD people because Santa doesn’t come to your house?

How about having your child announce that "my children will be Christian so they can have Santa come"? Replace Christian with any other religion. How would that feel to you?

Has your child ever looked at a Menorah and begged for one in your house? Imagine the reverse. Your child seeing Christmas lights and trying to explain to them that to light the Christmas lights MEANS something to Christians. It’s not all secular as some would have you believe.

Has your 5 year old ever had to comfort the 3 year old by pointing out that Hannukah, a MINOR holiday, gives the kids more gifts than Christmas? Have you had to explain to your children how it is much more fun to have Passover, Rosh Hashannna and Sukkot than just Christmas and Easter? (I’m leaving out Yom Kippur because, well, face it, it’s not a fun day for kids.) 

And for those stats you sent me Mr. "George Orwell", 50% of Jewish marriages are interfaith? Yep, 47% of Jews who have married in 1996 are interfaith. About 33% of those marriages have children who are being raised Jewish. And the stat that 70-80% of Jews celebrate Christmas? What the hell are you smoking?

According to the 1990 National
Jewish Population Survey, 82% of Jewish households never have
a Christmas tree.

Dude. Dude…

 

So yeah, being non-Christian in the United States is really difficult. It’s very hard on kids. One thing that we have learned from Hanukah is this, be true to who you are and don’t change just to fit in. What? You don’t KNOW the Hanukah story?  Read and learn.

 Yes, Christians are the majority. Yes, Christmas is considered holy by the Christians. No, I don’t mind people saying Merry Christmas. I say Merry Christmas back. No, I certainly don’t mind your Christmas cards. I have many on my fridge. But don’t underestimate what it means to others who don’t celebrate Christmas to have something so obvious "recognized". To some of us, it is another step towards making this a theocracy, not a  republic.

are you serious?

From the National Weather Service:

.LOW PRESSURE FORMING IN LOUISIANA TONIGHT WILL TRACK TO OHIO BY
SUNDAY MORNING WHILE DEVELOPING A SECONDARY LOW CENTER IN EASTERN
VIRGINIA. THESE TWO LOW PRESSURE CENTERS WILL MERGE INTO A STORM
OVER EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS SUNDAY EVENING PRODUCING A WIND DRIVEN
POTPOURRI OF HAZARDOUS WEATHER THAT IS SURE TO CAUSE TIMES OF VERY
DIFFICULT TRAVEL SUNDAY INTO SUNDAY NIGHT.

Seriously? A "potpourri of hazardous weather"? Who the heck writes this stuff?

I am just thrilled by this…

Oy Vey! Where’s my soapbox?

Okay- Is anyone else out there bothered by this? Isn’t enough that Christmas is shoved down our throats even if you don’t celebrate it? Does Congress really need to "recognize" this?

It reminds me of when Aunt Renee died. A local town passed a resolution that basically said "We resolve that Renee was a great person. And We resolve that she is dead. Let’s recognize that she was a good dead person." To be honest, Uncle Dave and I laughed our asses off at that. It helps to add humor to the situation.

But seriously, why is the majority religion in this country so afraid that they need these sorts of recognition that violates the basic separation of Church and State? And when we will get Yom Kippur off for the whole country since we get Christmas Day off?

 Okay- off my soapbox.

I get to take eight 5 & 6 year olds to the Police department today! Yippie! Can you feel the excitement pouring out of me?

3 hours of driving…

  • $42 for a tank of gas
  • an hour and a half nap in the car for Luna
  • $40 a month for antidepressants, needed after 3 hours of the "Barbie as the Island Princess" soundtrack
  • $6.67 for a mocha, kids hot cocoa and cookie at Starbucks during a potty break
  • $?? for broken windshield wipers
  • Getting home safely….Priceless

YAWN….

At 12:02am, my cell phone went off.

This is never a good sign. Being the good little operations scientist, I checked. Frick! We were in a telemetry format that indicates our spacecraft has safed itself!

Goodness! ICK! Jay and I both got up, I dialed into the telecon number, Jay got the computer and we examined the situation. Sure enough, the bird was in a safed position, something we call "Normal Sun". The "normal" in this case refers to 90degrees, not something ordinary. This "normal sun" orientation puts the spacecraft in a position so that the solar panels keep charge. We may have some other issues, but we won’t lose power.

After 20 minutes or so, we all decided this was real and not some garbled data from the Deep Space Network (DSN). It looked like my instrument was in a safe position, so we could only listen.

For awhile, it got scary. Operations Controllers were sending commands to the spacecraft, but with no command echos. Finally, the she began to reject commands. This is good because it inidicated that at least the spacecraft was getting the signals.

At 1:30am, I kicked off the telecon. There was nothing I could do, so I was going to sleep.

At 2:00am Luna woke up

At 3:45am Luna woke again. Jay got her this time and when he came back he said "it was a sim"

A sim? a SIM? We did an Unannounced Safe mode Simulation at midnight?

Yes, the telescope never was in danger, and never went into Safe mode or Normal Sun. It was fine all of the time. This was a training exercise. 

I just wish they hadn’t had done it at midnight! 

Christmas Envy

When Luna draws me a picture of her and me (is that correct grammatically?) hanging up a wreath, you know there is Christmas envy going on!

We actually are doing quite well with Christmas envy this year. We handed out less that 8 gifts a child (including 1 from each Grandparent set, 1 from my sister, 1 from Jay’s brothers) and had little screaming.

I do have an E-bay/Leapster issue. Advice? I bought Luna her very own Leapster. I got it "NIB"(new in box) from ebay. When I came, I made sure it worked (ie took out the leapster and turned it on). Well, upon opening the gift for Luna, we discovered the cover was missing, and this is clearly not a "NIB" item. The touch screen is off in one spot and needs to be recalibrated, but I don’t know how to do that or if Leapsters can be recalibrated (I know my palm pilots do this). I emailed the seller, with no response. What would you do?
I am tempted to go to Target, buy one and return the old one. They would just return it to Leap Frog as a defective unit…. Is this fair?

What would you do????
 

Holiday Fun!

Tis the season of Hanukah and the girls have been loving it!

We’ve played with our Leapsters and our new games. Barbie as the Island Princess runs rampant in our house. (Is it just me, or are you bothered by the molded panties and briefs on the dolls?)

Jay got a nice new Indians jacket. Me? eh, I haven’t gotten anything, but to be honest, I am not sure I want anything right now. I bought myself some sweaters and a nice duvet cover for our room. I think those count.

Tonight begins the last day of the holiday. We’ve managed to keep the holiday low key and not all about gifts. I think that has helped.

Life is good today. Yesterday? noway, today? yeah….

Fiction Friday-12/7/07

This Week’s Theme: Your evil villain wants to rule the world. Write about her (or his) reasons.


    She stepped out of her car into the empty parking lot and scanned the horizon. No sight of him. Well, perhaps he was running late. The wind blew off the ocean as she wrapped her coat around her. The walk to the dunes was colder than the last time they met. This probably wasn’t a good idea, meeting at a beach in December, but he had suggested that this be the best way to have a private conversation. Judging from the lack of life, even from the seagulls, she had to admit this would be private.

    As she crested the first rise of the boardwalk, she saw him.  He was sitting in a beach chair with a cooler under his legs. Dressed in a tacky Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts, he appeared to be asleep. The empty chair next to him was clearly for her.

    She wondered if she should wake him. Of course he knew she was there, but it was always good to be polite. It was fascinating just to watch him and she could do it for hours. His body was perfect, naturally, and even in the biting wind his skin glowed like the Southern sun.

"Are you going to sit? Or just enjoy the view for a while?" He smiled up at her, dazzling white teeth behind the perfect red lips.

"Sorry, I always enjoy the view", she joked as she pulled up the extra chair. How to start this conversation? That was something she still hadn’t worked through.

He handed her a bottle of Corona, the perfect slice of lime on the rim, the perfect temperature. "So", he started, still watching the waves, "What is the current status of the plan?"

A lone gull swooped down to catch something in the angry water. It seemed so determined. It knew what it wanted and how to get it. She wasn’t so sure of herself anymore.

"We’ve made some progress in the elections. We’ve gotten Romney to announce that the United States is a Christian nation. There are plenty of Internet rumors about Obama and Islam. The rest of the Republican front runners aren’t too concerning. Huckabee is burying himself and Guiliani is painting himself into a corner. We’re trying to crack Hillary, but she is a tough one. To be honest, I worry about her." She took a delicate sip of the beer. Smooth. Perfectly smooth.

He frowned, "Hillary is the tough one? That’s unexpected. I thought she would be easy to get."

"Well, the problem is, sir, she actually believes."

"Really?"

"Yes, and this may prove to be difficult to win her over to our side."

For the first time she could recall, he seemed confused. A wave hit the break wall to her left.

"What exactly does she believe in? She should be easy to convince."

"Well.." Another sip, strangely it was a little bitter this time. "She seems to believe that people are good natured. She believes in people having some sort of morals. She counts as prayer for strength, not for answers."

He sat back and thought about this. It’s best to let him absorb the information, she thought. She watched the waves come in. The foam on each wave seemed to be random, but she knew that there was a tiny order in each one. Patterns upon patterns played with each other, melding into a chaotic spray that churned over the grey waters.

"I’ll have to think about this one." His voice broke her reverie. She glanced up at him. What was his thinking? How would the plan work?

"We have to find a way to convince her that humans need me. Not just for prayers, but for answers. That strength doesn’t come from the person, but from ME." She noticed his eyes were the same color as the waves. Or had the waves changed to match his eyes? "She knows the truth, but we have to convince her otherwise. We’ll never rule the planet if I don’t take advantage of this situation!" He stood suddenly, knocking over the cooler. Broken glass and frothing beer spilled out into the sand. "I need to take control! People don’t BELIEVE enough anymore. They don’t BELIEVE in ME anymore! I need them to stop taking things into their own hands and let ME be in charge!"

She couldn’t look at him when he was this angry. The ocean was responding to his anger, crashing harder on the shore and crushing sea life into the break wall with every breath. She was suddenly overcome by disgust. This was never an emotion she had felt for him. It felt strange and uncomfortable. But it was there nonetheless.

"Is this what your plan is all about?" She almost sneered the word. Where was she getting the nerve to say this to him? "You just want the power? And the glory? Don’t you care about what is right for the people?" The ground was shaking. No, it was just her. She was trembling.

Slowly, he turned and looked at her. His gaze went right through her. Thousands of tiny knives in one glance. "No, it never has been about the people. Why should it be? It’s always been about me. I WANT the nations to fight over ME! I am the Creator. I am the one who started it all! I WANT TO BE THE ONE THEY DIE FOR!" His voice echoed off the dunes and the waves became even more angry.

She looked up at him one last time, his perfect body, perfect hair, perfect everything, except…

"I can’t do this…Not for you. You gave us the ability to think for ourselves. And I thought you wanted to do this to help humans. Not yourself." She reached to touch him, but he was out of her reach.

"I’m sorry" and she turned to walk away, knowing she would never live long enough to make it to her car. 

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The battle

How many readers out there battle with weight? I figure most of us do. It’s a constant battle. We are offered so many bad foods that it is hard not to take some of them up. In addition, we have a fairly sedentary lifestyle compared to even 50 years ago.

I have a gym membership. It has almost been a year. I lost 3 months of using it because of the mono, but since September, I’ve been back in the groove. I work at the gym 2X a week, Mondays and Thursdays. Mondays when the girls have swimming lessons there and Thursdays at the branch near Luna’s daycare because Jay works at home, so I have the time to myself. In addition, I *should* be exercising at work, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday, but I haven’t been. I’ve been getting Tuesdays and that is it.

So my battle is this: Try to get Fridays added to my exercise routine. Monday-Weights while the girls swim. Tuesday-Bike and watch "Lost" on my iPod or read, Wednesday-no exercise yet Thursday-Weights after dropping off Luna and Friday Bike and read or watch Lost.

I have gained 5 lbs in the last month. Time to get them off. In addition? I realized that I go into my depressive slumps when I don’t do any exercise. And I didn’t over Thanksgiving and then my suitcase fell open and I lost my exercise clothes in travel (thanks TSA!) so I didn’t exercise last week. I forget that I need to exercise to keep my chemicals up….

So, This is my battle. Lose those 5 lbs over the next month, and get Fridays on my exercise routine.

What’s your battle?