This Week’s Theme: What is the first New Year’s Resolution your character breaks?

Damn, the sun is too bright this morning. I fumble on the night stand to find my glasses. Ah, much better. I think I had a few too many Mai tais last night. You know that pounding in your head you get when you stand? Oh, yeah, I think all of the blood in my body just rushed to my feet. There’s nothing left in my head. I think I’m going to hurl. Okay, just get to the bathroom kiddo. It’s bad enough to puke in the morning, but it’s worse to have to clean it up. I think it’s passing. Good…good. now all I need is to make the heater stop yelling at me. Oh bloody hell! Where is my water glass? I seriously could use some water. OUCH OUCH OUCH! The faucet is too damn loud! Maybe I should get back in bed. The aspirin is now stuck in my throat. Lovely. Just what I need. The bed is so warm, I’m going back in.

Mmm, that’s better. Wait..um, who’s in my bed with me? Oh SHIT! OH SHIT! I promised this year, I wouldn’t just bring any guy home with me. I promised that this was the year of finding the right guy. The one who won’t fuck with my brains and my heart. What the FUCK was I thinking last night? Can’t I even stop for one fricken day?

Bloody hell, I don’t know if this counts as breaking my resolution. I just wish I could remember where I picked him up last night. Wait, his pants are over there. Wallet? ID? Maybe that would help my memory. But I have to get out of bed. Oh SHIT! He’s waking up.

Oh my God! She’s waking up! Well, on the plus side, I guess I didn’t break my resolution to not bring a strange guy home.