Um, yeah. I just did something I never thought I would do.

I signed up for Girl Scout Camp Training.

(insert silent shock here…or gasps of horror)

Listen, I am not a camper. My idea of camping? hiking in the woods and returning to my 4 star hotel complete with rainfall shower head and massage services. I do have a dream of doing the Appalachian Trail sometime, but then again, I also have dreams with Viggo Mortenson and we all know THOSE ain’t gonna happen. 

I scream at the sight of spiders. I constantly worry about the boogieman WHOSE NATURAL HABITAT IS THE WOODS! (And don’t forget Bigfoot. He lives in the woods too!)

The things we do for our kids. At least I have until May to find the ultimate boogieman trap!