Because I’m a wuss

Um, yeah. I just did something I never thought I would do.

I signed up for Girl Scout Camp Training.

(insert silent shock here…or gasps of horror)

Listen, I am not a camper. My idea of camping? hiking in the woods and returning to my 4 star hotel complete with rainfall shower head and massage services. I do have a dream of doing the Appalachian Trail sometime, but then again, I also have dreams with Viggo Mortenson and we all know THOSE ain’t gonna happen. 

I scream at the sight of spiders. I constantly worry about the boogieman WHOSE NATURAL HABITAT IS THE WOODS! (And don’t forget Bigfoot. He lives in the woods too!)

The things we do for our kids. At least I have until May to find the ultimate boogieman trap! 

5 thoughts on “Because I’m a wuss

  1. Ha!!! Girl Scouts camp training. Hee. So amusing to a fellow non-camper. (Of course I can laugh now, but who knows what kind of horror I’ll subject myself to in the girls’ name in about 3 years… sigh…)

  2. Oh my, oh my, you didn’t do it – Are you sure you sign up? Mayby you think you did but you only sign up to “help” being a camp trainer. I cannot see myself out there in the woods with all them “things” so I only can salute you and say “happy trail”. Keep us posted on this one.

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