Dear Shampoo companies:
Why on earth do you insist on the "lather, rinse, repeat"? Why can’t you make a product that works the first time? Do you really think we are that stupid to wash our hair twice?

Dear Luna:
You have your own bed. It is nice, comfortable, and has a Backyardigans throw. You need not come to my room every night. And Lil? My cat? yeah, STOP STEALING HER! You have your own stuffed animals.

Dear Soleil:
How many times do I need to remind you to put the dirty clothes in the closet? Seriously?

Dear Work:
You are stressing me. Please stop. Thank you.

Dear Flora:
Do you really need to release so much pollen right now? I am getting sick of sneezing. Also, if I wanted my car yellow, I would have bought a yellow car.

Dear Girl Scouts of Eastern Massachusetts:
I know, we have encampment this weekend. And I know I am going for my troop, but REALLY What I want? Is a Girl Scout spa weekend for all volunteers, as costs paid. Please consider this in the future. Thanks!

Dear Depression:
Thank you for doing your best to stay away. It’s been a tough month in other aspects. Thanks.