Dear males at my work place:

Yes, I mean you men. Why? Because I don’t see this in the women’s bathrooms, only the few unisex ones we have.

When you use the facilities, if you happen to shed some hair, could you please TAKE IT OFF THE TOILET SEAT? Because, DEAR LORD I DON’T WANT MY BUTT TOUCHING THAT! I just don’t want to even think of where on your body could that short and curly hair have come from because I know too many of you and I just find that crossing the TMI line.

So please, please, for the love of all things that are good in this world, clean up if you shed. It’s not that hard!

Thank you,

A very traumatized female