Life lessons from Jimmy Buffett as remembered Saturday when I was at his concert:

• A Margarita a day is never a bad thing
• If we weren’t all crazy, we would go insane.
• The worst occupational hazard is when you’re occupation’s just not around.
• I’m glad I don’t live in a trailer.
• I need to go to my favorite places more often
• landsharks are far more dangerous than the aquatic ones
• Why yes, I AM a pirate
• It’s a great song that combines mythology, storytelling and astronomy with the words "Jolly Mon"
• Some of it’s magic, some of it’s tragic, but life’s pretty good
• Come Monday, it will be alright
• I know, it’s my own damn fault
• Lava is a difficult word to use in a pun.
• Going vegetarian causes one to dream about cheeseburgers.
• We live on a big, round ball
• There’s a thin line between Saturday Night and Sunday Morning.
• One should not ponder questions too long when one is hungry.
• Changing your latitude may do you a world of good.
• One should not argue or try to reason with the weather.
• Maybe getting your college degree was good, or maybe just being a singer in a band and soaking up rays in the Islands is the way to live

Points to anyone who can name all of the songs.