I’ve decided that if I stop reading about the bad news in the world, it will stop happening.

I am sick of the natural disasters and then the kooky people who come out of the walls trying to explain how it’s a vast conspiracy of the Neo-cons to take over the world. I am tired of stupid ass dictators killing people. I am tired that we and Europe are left with little choice but to come out and bomb this country which is already in bad shape. I hate that people are too damn stupid to protect those who need protecting. I can’t stand that our state decided to give third graders a state wide test just to fuck with their fragile psyche. I hate more that the classes have to teach to this.

I’m tired of all of this crap. Really. I need to escape.

Fortunately, next week, I am flying down to Orlando, hopping in a car and going to a beach with my favorite beachy friends and we are going to just relax…..

But for now, I am going to just stop reading the news, m’kay?